Boss Meats Membership Club
Agreement
Boss Meats [The club] is a private membership club for those of mankind wishing to consume organic beef, chicken, free range pork, lamb and smoked dried cured small goods from and within 100km of our farm in South East Queensland and to gain knowledge in paddock to plate food production and to be free in the world; The club is hosted by i; a man Gregory Alan and my son Hugh Gregory; Life time membership is free; Membership provides exclusive access to a range of wholesome food, All activities through or within the club occur within the private domain only; Your order confirms your acceptance to the agreement of membership and laws of the club.
Affirmation
I enter this agreement of my own freewill; i, Choose to establish this agreement between i, and the man, Gregory Alan;
i, agree to be responsible for my own actions and for the consequences of how i, Store, handle, cook and consume the food I receive and how i, apply any of the knowledge i, receive;
i, attest that my actions on this and any subsequent visit to this website or to any event or place provided within the club [ including electronic communication ] are by i, in my own right and capacity as a man/woman, and not as an agent or representative for any government or non-governmental agency or organisation whose purpose is to enforce a legal code, act or statue where no man or woman has been harmed, or to carry out any mission of entrapment or investigation; i, understand this will be considered to be trespass by way of barrarty and that i, will become immediately liable to pay compensation under this agreement, in the amount of $200,000 plus $20/minute the trespass continues;
i, understand that any claims of wrong and or trespass under this agreement shall be governed by law and may be pressed in a court of law by and between those of mankind only;
i, agree not to share, copy, reproduce, or sell any of the property offered here, without first obtaining the explicit written consent of the man who did create it;
i, agree too act according to law, and not to engage in abusive, violent, irresponsible, menacing, destructive or harassing behaviour towards any other man or woman who does participate in the club, lest my membership be dismissed, and access to all product offered through the club cease;
i, agree to digitally autograph this agreement, without coercion, in exchange for access to wholesome food and education offered by i the man Gregory Alan and do acknowledge that i, have read, understand and agree to the laws of the club.
Laws of the club
The rules for the club are as follows and become law once you agree to the agreement,
The club, website, and wholesome food offered herein is provided by i, a man; Gregory Alan, on an “as is” bases; i, and the others of mankind do offer our time and property through the club; and product offered through this website or any outlet of the club is property of i, and or of those of mankind who do otherwise create it;
All who use the products offered through this website or any other outlet of the club do so as a man or woman only, and do take full responsibility for said use;
All who donate and or compensate for time and or wholesome food through the website or any other outlet of the club, do so as a man or woman in the private;
Any information you provide to this site you do so in the private; We consider the information you provide to this site as your property; we will respect your property and keep it private; We do not store details on line; We do not store credit or debt card numbers;
All who attend any offline education event offered through the club are responsible for there own circumstances and feelings, and for their application of any guidance they may receive while in attendance, and agree not to attempt to make those who may host or any others of mankind who may be in attendance responsible for said circumstances and or feelings and or for any consequences of such application;
We have the right to change these laws from time to time as we see fit and your continued use of the site will signify your acceptance of any adjustment to these laws; We will write to you when we change them, and you will be able to cancel your membership if you do not agree to the changes;
These laws also apply to any events offered buy us which may take place in any physical location;
To ask questions in regard to these laws email us at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.